honestly, my tummy does not hurt. but yours might if you don't cook the meat long enough. you can use this handy kitchen towel to gently, and beautifully, remind your family or roommates that e. coli is out there.
actually, e. coli is always with us. we all carry a normal amount of it around in our intestines, it's only when we get too much of it that it becomes a problem. biology lesson aside, this educational and functional item can be yours for $25. email me and i'll send you a bill and the towel in the mail.
this is really fuzzy, so i'm going to have to take another photo. until then, why don't you think about who's really in charge in your life. is it your boss? your mom? no, no, you and i both know better. it's your new baby, or your new neice or nephew, or someone else very small, very cute, and very persuasive. admit it. yours for $15.