i can't think of what else it could be, so it must be an onion monster. kids don't much care for onions normally, so that makes sense. i based his shape on the garlic that always sprouts in my house. all my garlic grows, there's something in the environment of my apartment that makes garlic sprout!
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*it should be noted that all purchases made in the months of july and august go directly into my "the car needs a new pair of a shoes and a muffler" fund! no beer purchases shall be made until the car stops sounding like a lawn mower.