i wish i didn't have a day job. if i didn't have a day job, i could stay home all day long and embroider things with dirty words and imaginary monsters. then again, the day job means i get to see all sorts of crazy stuff that makes me think of even crazier things that i end up embroidering on baby shirts. it's a vicious cycle.
if i'm not making stuff fast enough for you, you can now buy buttons! they are $1 each, and no matter how many you buy, you will not have to pay shipping. because i love you that much. remember to tell me what color you want, though, okay? okay!